
What’s there
- Birthday parties
Only facilities we’ve confirmed are listed — anything missing here we simply haven’t checked, rather than know to be absent.
Plonk Hackney is a crazy golf venue in the railway arches near London Fields in east London. The course was rebuilt with new holes set in a Polynesian-themed course, with volcano, tiki forest and undersea holes to play through. Part of the course is covered, so a round can continue when the weather turns, while a beer garden sits outside for warmer days. Families with older children can play a round together, then move indoors to the retro arcade, pinball, foosball and board games. Under-18s are welcome to play golf and games on weekday afternoons and on weekends before early evening, but must be accompanied by a paying adult, and the bar is adults-only at weekends. The venue also hosts children's and family birthday parties and larger group bookings. Booking is advised at busy times, especially at weekends.
Venue page says the outdoor beer garden is open when the sun is shining; golf is covered.
Stuff to take with you
The things people wish they’d packed for a day out like this one.
- Refillable water bottleMost places will fill it for free.
- Snacks that survive a rucksackCheaper than the café, and buys you twenty minutes.
- Wet wipes
- Small first aid kitPlasters solve more days out than anything else here.
- Camera for them
- A penForms, competitions, name badges.
- Travel games
- Gloves
- Picnic blanket
- Woolly hat
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